Some people get roses.Some people get chocolates.
This year I got Wii Fit.
This is the degree of romance in a marriage with a Japanese man...
Get into shape, woman!
Still, I'm not moaning.
I have gotten nothing in the past.
And, to be fair, most Japanese women get nothing at all, so it has taken me 16 years of training to get to this pinnacle of the romantic gesture.
And actually, I did want it.
In fact he's not that bad really...
Oh God, I'm in danger of getting mushy, I'll stop while my image as a cynical old cow is still in tact!
And I did give him Superman pants.
I suppose we were both sending messages of hope with our love.
This year I got Wii Fit.
This is the degree of romance in a marriage with a Japanese man...
Get into shape, woman!
Still, I'm not moaning.
I have gotten nothing in the past.
And, to be fair, most Japanese women get nothing at all, so it has taken me 16 years of training to get to this pinnacle of the romantic gesture.
And actually, I did want it.
In fact he's not that bad really...
Oh God, I'm in danger of getting mushy, I'll stop while my image as a cynical old cow is still in tact!
And I did give him Superman pants.
I suppose we were both sending messages of hope with our love.
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